I had a paper prepared on this somewhere but lost it so I’ll redo it.

 So you want to connect to the internet

Our club, The He-man woman haters's club decided it's time to get connected to the internet. It is after all the internet age. So we went out and bought the domain names from a  registrar. We bought two, HeManWomanHatersClub.org and HMWHC.org since we're an organization and some of our member's don't spell very well. 

Then we found out owning the domain didn't do us any good. We wanted to broadcast our message to the world. So we set our smartest member, Buckwheat, to find out what we needed to do next.